Anonymous:
Mean girls 2 is the best film ever because its about my life

Me: your life is a low budget re-hash of someone else’s with all the funny bits replaced with toilet humour :(((

Anonymous:
STRAWBERRIES AND VINEGAR its a revelation

Me: tasty and bad for the stomach

Anonymous:
Alex pettyfer called, he wants his pink shirt back

Me: bitch can come to my house and earn it back HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO

jankyass:

welcome to gay world

the sun does not shine in gay world

there is only shade

the lesbians are allowed to roam freely in the fields

every home is known as “haus of (insert name here)”

every morning the residents wake and recite their world’s proud anthem

I don’t wanna hear

I don’t wanna know

please don’t say you’re sorry

I liked that story thing where people fill in the words. Especially the song part.

Whoever suggests the best song they would sing to me wins… idk yet, a prize.

Who knows me the best hmmmmmmm　

wondersleepsheree:

she has the right idea

embemtherainbow:
Dear David Face, I Barely-Even-Know-But-Still-Like you. You have a nice Existance.. You make me Laugh. You should Continue To Exist. Someday I will Buy YouBritney Tickets Or Some Shit.. You + me = Drunken Friends. If I saw you now I’d Freak Out About How You Got Into My House. I want to Shamelessly Rap With you. I would build a Box Fort just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Starships. We could Laugh Manically under the stars. Love Bemface.(P.S. See You At Jacks!!)

Me: lol starships how did i know xD thanks darlin x